reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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