CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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