I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
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if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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