i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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