we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Randomize
