I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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