Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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