I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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