We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
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I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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