long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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