She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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