In the future we'll all be gay
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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