I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
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I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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