weddingsv make me drug and hornr
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
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Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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