I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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