I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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