So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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