so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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