just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
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I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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