i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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