Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
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you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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