I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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