trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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