Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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