whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
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ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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