some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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