On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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