Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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