I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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