I cockslap morals
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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