I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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