I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I need a beard to bite.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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