Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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