flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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