Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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