I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
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