try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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