Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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