If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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