you would pick up someone in the library
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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