had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Randomize
