but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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