You're so nebulous sometimes
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
please don't ironically join a cult
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