I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Porn is love you can see.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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