I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
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There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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