How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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