I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
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Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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