I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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