Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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