I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
whose ass print is on the piano?
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So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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