Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.