Walk of Shame. In a state park.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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