singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
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Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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