Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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