either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
