If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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